Hi you guys..
I wrote this piece a number of months ago but hey the fact to this hasn't changed.
Enjoy!!!
Dear John,
How are you today?? Trust you are good?? How is the new album doing?? Also heard you are going on tour soon, well hope you have a successful one.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Aninoritse Odeli-Serrano. Everybody calls me Anino or Anni pick your choice. I am a Nigerian by Birth living in England. A young girl still trying to create her niche in today’s society but remember this name because you will be hearing it again in the future.
How is Jennifer Aniston? I can’t really keep up with you two anymore. Are you two still an item or not? Anyway the real reason for me writing this is to find out a couple of things and basically to say my piece. Hope you are fine with that?
So tell me John what on earth where you thinking when you did that interview with PlayBoy?? Well what I heard is that you where drinking Lagavulin neat, now that is a brand of scotch that is touched only by the brave but after this interview, I take it that you are nothing but a wimp; a racist wimp at that.
Oh do forgive me, I tend to just jump to conclusions way ahead so I do apologize if I may appear to rash; but you have set the whole internet ablaze, most blogs are mad at you and as I type this you are the #2 topic currently on twitter at the moment.
Now John I am going to take excerpts from your PlayBoy interview and try and understand it in my own way.
PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you ‘ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.
Really John you think Black people love you?? No!! I think we love your music those of us crazy enough to buy it.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’"
A Hood Pass? For starters honey we don’t give “Hood Passes”, if you are cool enough to hang with black folk then fine but surely we don’t have any of those. And who or what in God’s Great Name told you that you could use the N-Word?? Boy are you mad or just plain old crazy?? This stupid Hood Pass of yours i believe?? You do realise that no white man calls black people by that name and does not regret it?? You do know that? And of course you will never walk into a restaurant and be told they are full for 2 simple reasons:
1. You are John Mayer the guy who is the rock star that has dated both Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.
2. YOU ARE WHITE
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
How on earth would you know what it is to be Black Mr Mayer? Last time i checked you were white!! So are you saying it is natural for all black folks to be strugglers? “Maybe your struggle is similar to one black dude”. Dude you best watch your mouth.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
Really John Clayton Mayer your dick is like a “white Supremacist”?? Shame a lot of us black women won’t have the pleasure of knowing that. NOT!!!! How dare you sir. How dare you?? What is so... special about you? What makes you think you are what we want as Black Women? Well as luck would have it, a lot of us black women still prefer our own men and their dicks.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.
You actually mentioned these names? You are such a fool. And Kerry Washington? Whatever did the woman do to you? You are so wrong. All these women you mentioned don’t have the time for white trash like you. There I said it. You are white trash and a racist one at that.
PLAYBOY: Among the things we’ve read about you online is this: You’re gay. Have you ever kissed a man?
MAYER: The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.
Do you really want me to dissect this answer? I think I’ll pass because lord knows what my tongue will possess me to write.
John there is no need you apologizing after you uttered all this. Don’t blame the alcohol, because it only loosened your tongue to say what was on your mind and we now know that you sir are a Racist. This isn’t the first time you have been called that if my memory serves me well Mr Mayer. Or have you forgotten Dec 2009 when you told Kumail Kabul that “he looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy” and this was said in public.
Common John we have had enough of your name dropped and racist’s comments. It’s high time you clean up your act or get lost. And as for believing you still have Black Fans and your “Hood Pass”? You might as well forget that.
Signed,
Odeli-Serrano Aninoritse
(Young Black and Proud)
I wrote this piece a number of months ago but hey the fact to this hasn't changed.
Enjoy!!!
Dear John,
How are you today?? Trust you are good?? How is the new album doing?? Also heard you are going on tour soon, well hope you have a successful one.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Aninoritse Odeli-Serrano. Everybody calls me Anino or Anni pick your choice. I am a Nigerian by Birth living in England. A young girl still trying to create her niche in today’s society but remember this name because you will be hearing it again in the future.
How is Jennifer Aniston? I can’t really keep up with you two anymore. Are you two still an item or not? Anyway the real reason for me writing this is to find out a couple of things and basically to say my piece. Hope you are fine with that?
So tell me John what on earth where you thinking when you did that interview with PlayBoy?? Well what I heard is that you where drinking Lagavulin neat, now that is a brand of scotch that is touched only by the brave but after this interview, I take it that you are nothing but a wimp; a racist wimp at that.
Oh do forgive me, I tend to just jump to conclusions way ahead so I do apologize if I may appear to rash; but you have set the whole internet ablaze, most blogs are mad at you and as I type this you are the #2 topic currently on twitter at the moment.
Now John I am going to take excerpts from your PlayBoy interview and try and understand it in my own way.
PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you ‘ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.
Really John you think Black people love you?? No!! I think we love your music those of us crazy enough to buy it.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’"
A Hood Pass? For starters honey we don’t give “Hood Passes”, if you are cool enough to hang with black folk then fine but surely we don’t have any of those. And who or what in God’s Great Name told you that you could use the N-Word?? Boy are you mad or just plain old crazy?? This stupid Hood Pass of yours i believe?? You do realise that no white man calls black people by that name and does not regret it?? You do know that? And of course you will never walk into a restaurant and be told they are full for 2 simple reasons:
1. You are John Mayer the guy who is the rock star that has dated both Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.
2. YOU ARE WHITE
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
How on earth would you know what it is to be Black Mr Mayer? Last time i checked you were white!! So are you saying it is natural for all black folks to be strugglers? “Maybe your struggle is similar to one black dude”. Dude you best watch your mouth.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
Really John Clayton Mayer your dick is like a “white Supremacist”?? Shame a lot of us black women won’t have the pleasure of knowing that. NOT!!!! How dare you sir. How dare you?? What is so... special about you? What makes you think you are what we want as Black Women? Well as luck would have it, a lot of us black women still prefer our own men and their dicks.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.
You actually mentioned these names? You are such a fool. And Kerry Washington? Whatever did the woman do to you? You are so wrong. All these women you mentioned don’t have the time for white trash like you. There I said it. You are white trash and a racist one at that.
PLAYBOY: Among the things we’ve read about you online is this: You’re gay. Have you ever kissed a man?
MAYER: The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.
Do you really want me to dissect this answer? I think I’ll pass because lord knows what my tongue will possess me to write.
John there is no need you apologizing after you uttered all this. Don’t blame the alcohol, because it only loosened your tongue to say what was on your mind and we now know that you sir are a Racist. This isn’t the first time you have been called that if my memory serves me well Mr Mayer. Or have you forgotten Dec 2009 when you told Kumail Kabul that “he looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy” and this was said in public.
Common John we have had enough of your name dropped and racist’s comments. It’s high time you clean up your act or get lost. And as for believing you still have Black Fans and your “Hood Pass”? You might as well forget that.
Signed,
Odeli-Serrano Aninoritse
(Young Black and Proud)
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